v1.40 OpenDocument v1.40 Excel v1.40 OpenDocument Template

29/11/11 Update - version 1.32, more bug fixes, this time for Custom Virtues and Flaws, which should now be counted right.

v1.32 OpenDocument  v1.32 Excel  v1.32 OpenDocument Template

27/11/11 Update - version 1.31, bug fix with Childhood Abilities xp calculation.

v1.31 OpenDocument  v1.31 Excel  v1.31 OpenDocument Template

26/11/11 Update - Latest Version v1.30 – bug fixes, Custom Virtues and Flaws, and now a Laboratory sheet. Still haven’t updated the Companion Sheet, must get around to that. Thanks very much to those who found the bugs for me!

Magus: v1.30 OpenDocument  v1.30 Excel  v1.30 OpenDocument Template

Companion: Still at v1.15, see below for download link

31/10/11 Update - Latest Version v1.20 – bug fixes, custom skills, and a spell sheet! The Companion Sheet is so far unchanged, will update it later.

Magus: v1.20 OpenDocument   v1.20 Excel   v1.20 OpenDocument Template

Companion: Still at v1.15, see below for download link.

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23/10/11 Update - Latest Version v1.15 – bug fixes, abilities should now display correctly! Grimoire sheet is improved, though more work is needed.  Also, simplified Companion version is here – all the Magus only detail removed!

Magus:           v1.15 OpenDocument    v1.15 Excel   v1.15 OpenDocument Template

Companion:   v1.15 OpenDocument    v1.15 Excel   v1.15 OpenDocument Template

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17/10/11 Update -Latest Version: v1.1 – bug fixes, corrects several errors and makes the Grimoire sheet more functional.

v1.1 in OpenDocument format

v.1.1 OpenDocument template

v1.1 Excel format

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I decided to teach myself to spreadsheet. This is the result – a character generating spreadsheet for Ars Magica 5th Edition. It only contains data from the core rulebook so far, and doesn’t let you choose spells yet. It’s not quite done, really, and I’m sure (since I was learning as I went) that it’s not very efficient. But it works! Comments and advice would be welcome, I will keep updating it as long as I have the interest and any idea what to do.

EDIT: Corrected a rather unfortunate mistake, where it wouldn’t track xp in Arts added in play. Also, I figured that people might prefer a separate, somewhat simpler sheet for Companions alone, so I’m adding that while I’m here.

The Sheets:

In OpenDocument Spreadsheet format (I made it in LibreOffice, so this is the original format)

In Excel format (no promises it’ll work – I don’t have Excel to test it)

As an OpenDocument template

Companion OpenDocument format

Companion Excel

Companion OpenDocument Template

Enjoy, and please send feedback!

Stunning.

Just watch it.

I can’t speak much of what it means to me, too much of it would gives spoilers of the story. But a book about scientist-monks and quantum philosophy has provided me with the most thought provoking read I have had in as long as I can remember. It’s an excellent examination of science and religion (in a way, anyway) and I can’t recommend it highly enough to anyone interested in such things. Or interested in a very good read.

No, like the original Portal, it’s the right length for itself. It also has considerable replay value, I think, having dived back in several times. No iconic single lines in this one, unlike “The cake is a lie!” and so on, but it has Cave Johnson, who’s cheerful monologues (and their slow dissent into maudlin dissatisfaction with the way his life have gone) are both brilliant and poignant. And other, almost as memorable characters – it’s a little more life-filled than the first game, with three other characters compared to Portal’s one.

The only downside is that the puzzles aren’t as interesting as the first game. There’s much more a feel of needing to simply put the portals in the right places and GO! rather than Portal’s explore/experiment feel. This is largely due to the fact that, unlike Portal, there are very few surfaces you can place a portal on in the second game. But this is a minor gripe, as the puzzles are still very interesting, and there is always something entertaining and funny about them.

It does contradict the established history of Aperture Science, but I don’t care much about that – the new version is probably sillier in some ways (Aperture apparently had a working teleportation gun since the 1950s! And still went bust!), but it builds this marvellous game for me to play, so it’s fine. And it doesn’t contradict anything in the first game, anyway – only the stuff that was written around the game, though it was by the creators. The story of the games works fine…

Anyway, brilliant game – if anyone hasn’t played it yet, they should! Unless they haven’t played Portal yet, in which case – do that! Now! And then play Portal 2.

The biggest problem is that it’s so limited. It’s just one thing, a linear shooter, which the Fallout 3 engine is not great for. And, if you don’t have the Small Guns skill, you’re not going to have a great time, which is a shame as it’s not always the skill a PC will be good at in the main game, and there’s no real warning that you’ll need it in Op:A. Those two things aside, it’s an entertaining look at the frankly ludicrous (and unapologetically so) history of the Fallout universe, with the Red Chinese invading the USA. It’s just a straightforward shoot-fest, with some holo-tapes and other notes to give you a feel for the game’s history. But there really isn’t much to it. It’s linear, there’s nothing else there, you just kill soldiers until you get to the end. There is a story, of course, that ties it into the rest of the game, but it’s pretty flimsy. Still, a much better effort than most of the old Oblivion DLC; at least the radio makes it plausible to get the mission straight after leaving the starting area…

So, all in all, I’m glad I didn’t pay too much for it – I would feel cheated if I had bought it on it’s own, but as a small extra part of the game, it was pretty cool. The other DLCs look more interesting, so I’m going to be playing them now…

“♪I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…♪”

“That,” Agent Hanson said from behind the windbreak, “is not funny.”

“Come on, Jill.” He stepped out of the cold wind, smiling behind his mirrored sunglasses. “Where’s your sense of humour?”

“I left it back in Langley, Wolf. You know, in one of those warm rooms they have there?” She shivered, even inside her Arctic survival suit, glaring at her companion. “And tell me again why you’re comfortable dressed like that, Bob. We’re at the fucking pole here.”

“Exaggeration, Jill. We’re still twenty miles off.” He smiled as he dusted the snow from his jacket and checked his watch.

“I don’t care. You’re swanning around as though this is summer!”

He looked down at his suit critically, and took off his sunglasses to polish them. “No. In summer, I wouldn’t wear the jacket unless I had to.” He grinned at her. “Anyway, it’s just a perk. Do good today, and who knows – maybe you’ll impress someone.”

“Right. Homeland Security is handing out immunity to cold now.” She snorted.

“Jack Frost was real cooperative after a few minutes’ waterboarding,” Wolf smiled nastily. “Now he’s got a comfy little cell all his own, doesn’t get bothered by anyone. And he doesn’t bother me.”

“… whatever. Anyway, I’m just along to analyse the files.”

“Sure, but that’s a pretty hot job. Just think, it’s your chance to find out where Bin Laden’s been hiding. And to get us all a solid list of all the bad guys, everywhere. If this goes well, you’ll catch some attention.”

“You don’t seriously think this will work, do you?”

“Why not? It’s the one day of the year the Big Man’s away for sure. We’ll have twenty-four hours to secure the area, go through his files, liberate his ‘helpers’ and extract anything they know. By the time he gets back, the landing field will be one big ambush zone. It can’t fail.”

Wolf glanced at his watch again, and turned to look North. Hanson followed his gaze, bringing her binoculars up to her eyes. They waited in silence for a minute.

“… I still don’t feel right about this.”

Wolf sighed, and looked back at her. “What’s your problem? We’re here to keep America safe. That’s your job, right?”

“Yeah, but this isn’t a threat, is it? What harm is he doing up here?”

“Hey, it’s not our job to decide who’s a threat, remember? The President did that already. You’re not questioning the President, are you?” Wolf’s disconcerting grin flashed again. “Anyway, just think about it. This is someone who comes and goes as he chooses, in America as well as the rest of the world. He’s broken into the White House, Agent Hanson – and we take that kind of thing very seriously. The Big Man won’t enjoy Gitmo one little bit, after that.”

“So we grab him and torture him for, what, leaving the President a lump of coal?”

“We interrogate him, Jill, because he knows where the bad guys are. They get visits, too. Everyone does. And if he won’t help us find them, then he’s as bad as they are. He’s one of them, Jill, and if he’s dumb enough to annoy the President personally, well, he’s not making things any easier on himself, that’s all.

“If it makes you feel any better, though, think of the children. This old man, he creeps into children’s rooms at night, and do you really trust a man who does that? Would you trust him with your children’s safety? Or anyone else’s? When we take him out of circulation, we’ll be protecting our country and our children. Look at it that way.”

“I just remember… I mean when I was a kid -”

“When we were young, the world was different. The world was safer. We could afford to be more gentle then. Now,” Wolf sounded positively gleeful, “we live in a more dangerous world. And we get to be dangerous with it.”

Agent Hanson sighed, and glanced behind her, at the waiting men. Ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice, knowing they were serving their country, and that they were in the right. Hadn’t the President said so?

“This isn’t what I joined up for. I just wanted to keep America safe, not – not this.”

“But you are, Jill, you are!” Wolf’s hand landed on her shoulder, a friendly weight that somehow was anything but comforting. “Think of all the good we can do, with what he knows. Just think of the damage we can do our enemies, with his help.

“And, as an added bonus, the two of us get to have all our Christmases come at once! Come on, Jill, lighten up. It’s time to go.”

In the distance, Agent Hanson saw movement through her binoculars. A sleigh, lifting into the night sky, visible only by a faint red glow from the front. She shivered, not just from the cold, as the helicopters behind her started their engines.

I’m going to celebrate with delicious cupcakes baked by my kitteh, then watch some of my Loot. Probably Up, since we haven’t seen it before. I’m also going to post a short story I wrote years ago for Christmas – it’s not as relevant as it once was, but still, I hope folks enjoy it.

Am slightly stressed.

In this news story, our newish Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox suggests that the computer game Medal of Honor is un-British. Not just for the spelling, though that far I agree with him, but because players get to play as the Taliban and fight against Coalition forces, “scoring points for every allied troop they kill.” Dr Fox’s opinion is:

It’s shocking that someone would think it acceptable to recreate the acts of the Taliban. At the hands of the Taliban, children have lost fathers and wives have lost husbands.

I am disgusted and angry. It’s hard to believe any citizen of our country would wish to buy such a thoroughly un-British game. I would urge retailers to show their support for our armed forces and ban this tasteless product.

Well, Dr Fox, I can tell you something that is a good deal less British than playing wargames from the enemy’s point of view. And that is telling British citizens what to buy or play. If you are right, and no citizen would want to play the game, no retailer will need to ban it because there is no market for it here. If, on the other hand, you are wrong – why should your view of what is un-British be valued more than the thousands of buyers that will be needed to make the game commercially successful?

The only conclusion I can come to is that Dr Fox is defining “British citizen” to mean people that agree with him, and that he does not think of anyone who would play such games as British. A nasty and close-minded viewpoint from anyone, but a downright dangerous one from a Cabinet Secretary!

Or perhaps he thinks that there are sufficient non-citizens in the UK who will buy this game to make it a commercial success, and they need to be stopped from buying it? An odd place for a fear of immigrants to surface, but not the strangest I suppose.

One other thing I note from his statement – Dr Fox is perhaps unaware of this fact, but “children have lost fathers and wives have lost husbands” at the hands of British soldiers too. It is called war, and should never be taken lightly, but to say that we must never portray those who kill fathers and husbands in a positive light is ridiculous. Unless Dr Fox thinks that Afghan children and wives are, for some reason, less worthy of respect…

P.S. The Department for Culture, Media and Sport has apparently a good deal more sense than Dr Fox: their spokesman distanced them from Dr Fox’s “personal view.” Which is nice, as I would not want to think this is the feeling of our government rather than one foolish man in it.

Since I couldn’t recall what model it was… I had to open up the pc to look at it. Oh well. Now everything is shiny and good, and running smoothly once again!